Ready to call it a career, God announces He’s retiring.  But finding a successor is harder than He thought, as nobody wants to take over -- not Jesus, not Buddha, not even Satan.

SYNOPSIS:

What if God Retired…?

Earth’s founder and CEO is at the end of His rope with us humans. We’re becoming more shallow, entitled, and self-absorbed by the day.

But God doesn’t have it any easier up in Heaven.

His bickering, dysfunctional Board of Directors --Abraham, Buddha, Jesus, Muhammed, and Satan-- drive Him just as batty. Unable to put up with any of it for one more minute…

God announces His retirement.

Panic ensues amongst the Board. Nobody saw this coming, and everyone’s scared to take the reins. God's offering everything He created... and can't sell anyone.

God can’t continue on like this, but someone’s gotta run the world…