SYNOPSIS:

Waking up in a spotlit prisoner's box, Freddie finds he's in an empty black Hell. Insisting he's never sell his soul even once, let alone thousands of times, he demands a fair trial and... A lawyer. An SFX stampede/bar room brawl ensues - apparently all lawyers end up in Hell due a Catch 22 clause - and the winning ambulance chaser does nothing but try to convince him to plead guilty because Eternal Damnation isn't as bad as bad as those religious yokels p.r. it out to be, and the judge, Satan, is very harsh with those who waste the court's invaluable time. It turns out Freddie should have read all those software licensing agreements a bit more closely.

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