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About Cannon

I am an agented writer of smutless comedy, a "Compendium" professional level member of the Northwest Screenwriters Guild, Christian Entertainment Guild and SFN, optioned, published playwright, hold a snazzy MFA degree in Scriptwriting and write under contract.

I'm fueled by Red Bull with 4 human kids, 4 dogs kids and 1 husband (human) and always working on a spec project.



  • Cuzzins

    Cuzzins Comedy Recently widowed Nancy moves back to the family's multi-family home in Brooklyn, completing the trio of culturally diverse cousins (and one roommate).Modern Family meets The NeighborhoodBased on the concept/characters created by Kevin James McNamara (with permission of course)

  • Till Life Do Us Part

    Till Life Do Us Part Comedy A couple drops dead just before the judge signs the divorce decree, doomed to spend eternity together, unless they can change God's mind.

  • Super Seniors

    Super Seniors Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy After an ex-con’s blind date disappears, he inadvertently forces a band of elderly superheroes out of retirement.  

  • Land of Misfit Boys

    Land of Misfit Boys Budget: $100K - $1M | Romance Family A free-spirited director of a wayward boys' home must work with a total Grinch in order to save the home.

  • Christmas in Distress

    Christmas in Distress Budget: $100K - $1M | Romance Comedy A driven single mom who loves Christmas gets paired with a Scroogey slacker on a college Sociology project about the Human Comfort Zone - something they'll explore first-hand. It's a story that shows what great things come when you step out of your comfort zone, finding balance and mending relationships.

  • Spinsters

    Spinsters Comedy The two spinsters in question are about as similar as Satan and Santa Claus. Pilot: Tess's hopeless college crush moves back to town, only to be whisked away and tainted by Marta.

  • Misguided

    Misguided Comedy When a straight-laced bachelor finally meets his Miss Right, his screwball best friend ruins her chance at adopting her foster son and their chance at true love.Think: Knocked Up meets Instant Family

  • Crazy Athol

    Crazy Athol Budget: $5M - $10M | Romance Comedy A pint-sized San Diego detective must pose as a big time wrestler's wife under witness protection in Athol, Idaho. Think: Wrestlemania meets Miss CongenialityKey attachments: 13 Curves Productions, Oleander PR. Full cast/crew list available on IMDBpro

  • Stepping Stones (working title)

    Stepping Stones (working title) Budget: $100K - $1M | Thriller Drama When Joy met Vince it was love at first sight, he had the entire package: a son, a daughter and a less than stable ex-wife. 

  • The Fantasy of Marriage

    The Fantasy of Marriage Budget: $100K - $1M | Romance Comedy After the fairy tale wedding, a newlywed woman has trouble letting go of her fantasies of what married life would be like.


  • Giant Killer

    Giant Killer (2021)
    Film by Tommy Lee Thomas Writer

  • Cuzzins

    Cuzzins (2020 - 2021)
    Television by Twenty First Century Vision Films / Kevin James McNamara Writer 3 cousins grow up together in a 3-family house in Brooklyn.

  • Stuck in Funk

    Stuck in Funk
    Film by Atophill/Kanto Productions (Comedy, Drama and Family) Screenwriter Downsized and dumped, Seattle high school teacher Claudia is forced to move back home to Funk, Idaho and take a job as a hokey psychic at the fair. Think Napoleon Dynamite meets The Greatest Showman. (Recently out of option)

  • Agatha the Ugly

    Agatha the Ugly
    Theater by Off the Wall Plays Playwright The year is 1944 and ‘Agatha the Ugly’ is a popular funny radio show in which Agatha, a 300 pound female does her best to eat anything in sight, much to the horror of her costar! The show provides much needed amusement to people who otherwise only hear about the horrors of the war. In fact, many of the young men who went to fight have not returned, and never will. Ruth used to be a lounge singer, but met her late husband, Henry, in Sal’s, the local Deli. The beautiful Agatha, the secret star of the show, used to do the show with her fiance, Benji before he went to war in this romantic drama set during world war 2. Both women harbour guilt over the deaths of their loved ones and blame themselves, keeping themselves apart from society, almost in an effort to punish themselves. At a chance meeting in the Sal’s Deli, the two get talking and over time, find that the bond of friendship can help to overcome the loss of a loved one.


  • The Script Lab Free Screenplay Contest, Finalist

  • Emerging Screenwriters Genre Competition - Comedy, Quarterfinalist

  • Bigfoot Script Challenge, Finalist


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