Loglines & Screenplays by Cannon Rosenau

GENRES: Comedy, Horror

All the brides will be wearing red this wedding season...

This wedding season, when dozens of brides turn up dead at their receptions (it's trending like a
photo booth), a shamed cop and a YouTube wannabe reporter pair up to catch the serial killer at large
dubbed as the “Wedding Slasher.”

GENRES: Comedy, Romance

Downsized and dumped, Seattle high school teacher Claudia is forced to move back home to Funk, Idaho with her overbearing mother and lump on a log father. She takes a job as a hokey psychic at the fair in order to get away as quickly as possible, but finds herself falling in love with more than her small town roots when she meets a handsome little person.

GENRES: Comedy, Romance

When Ruby the Realtor finally meets her perfect match online (and manages to keep her best frenemy's lips away from him), she soon wonders if God has someone else in store for her.   

GENRES: Comedy, Romance

A pint-sized San Diego detective must pose as a big time wrestler's wife under witness protection in Athol, Idaho.

Think: Wrestlemania meets Miss Congeniality

Key attachments: 13 Curves Productions, Oleander PR. Full cast/crew list available on IMDBpro

GENRES: Comedy

Recently widowed Nancy moves back to the family's multi-family home in Brooklyn, completing the trio of culturally diverse cousins (and one roommate).
Modern Family meets The Neighborhood

Based on the concept/characters created by Kevin James McNamara (with permission of course)

GENRES: Family, Romance

A free-spirited director of a wayward boys' home must work with a total Grinch in order to save the home.

GENRES: Comedy

A couple drops dead just before the judge signs the divorce decree, doomed to spend eternity together, unless they can change God's mind.

GENRES: Comedy

The two spinsters in question are about as similar as Satan and Santa Claus. Pilot: Tess's hopeless college crush moves back to town, only to be whisked away and tainted by Marta.

GENRES: Comedy

After an ex-con’s blind date disappears, he inadvertently forces a band of elderly superheroes out of retirement.  

GENRES: Comedy, Romance

A driven single mom who loves Christmas gets paired with a Scroogey slacker on a college Sociology project about the Human Comfort Zone - something they'll explore first-hand. It's a story that shows what great things come when you step out of your comfort zone, finding balance and mending relationships.

GENRES: Comedy

When a straight-laced bachelor finally meets his Miss Right, his screwball best friend ruins her chance at adopting her foster son and their chance at true love.

Think: Knocked Up meets Instant Family