"gipper, give us a win!" | Glenn Burnett

Win one for the Gipper!! Why?! WHO’S THE GIPPER?! Why do I need to win one for him?! Why not win one for me?! I haven’t won anything lately! I’m in a slump! Do you think maybe I need this more than the Gipper?! WHO’S THE GIPPER?!! Look, I’m all for pep talks, but please, it’s like tellin’ me to win one for the tooth fairy! She’s no more real to me than the Gipper. What about the mothers? How ‘bout “win one for your mother?” Or for your father? How ‘bout win one for Uncle Sammy?! And how ‘bout all the wins that were dedicated to the Gipper… DON’T HE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH WINS? How ‘bout “Lose one for the Gipper, since he’s hogging all the wins?” Or how ‘bout “Gipper, give us a win?!” There ya go! “GIPPER! GIVE US A WIN!” Join me, Rob the Sports Nut from The GRAB Show in saying, “Gipper, give us a win or we won’t invite you to the family reunion! Now you won’t get any of Aunt Millie’s great antipasto!! How do ya like them apples…..GIP-PER?!”