Upon ultimatum from their wives, three nearly divorced men enroll in The Think Pink Intensive Program for Men – a fraudulently-run therapeutic program to understand how their wives think.  Despite the unscrupulous methods of the financially greedy owners, the men learn enough to rekindle their spousal flames.  

SYNOPSIS:

DON DAVIS, LENNY GOLDFINKLE AND TYRELL JAMES have driven their wives to give them the ultimatum – either take the Think Pink Intensive Program for Men or there will be a divorce. The wives give their husbands a pink folder describing the program and send them off, suitcase in tow. The men will do anything to get back with their wives, so they participate in the program.

Prisoners of the program, they are asked to do some pretty bizarre tasks and to jot down their findings in a pink journal provided to them. They wonder why such bizarre activities are necessary, but trust the purported expertise of their therapists, the supposed MR. AND MRS. ROGUE. Plus, their journal shares are quite enlightening.

During the program, Mr. & Mrs. Rogue are discovered for the frauds that they are. At the last session, the FBI storms in looking for their true selves, sister and brother Janet StealeLaCroix and Richard Steale, cementing the men’s suspicions as to their identity. They left the night before and are long gone.

Though the program was a scam, the men do not press charges for fear of their identities being revealed in a televised trial. The men do acquire enough bits of understanding to rekindle their spousal flames.

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