Patrick Sarni

Patrick Sarni

Screenwriter

Los Angeles, California

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October 2014
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About Patrick

Credits

  • These People

    These People (2015 - 2016)
    Television (Comedy) Actor Comedic webseries about a family trying to find help for their insane little brother, Simon. In the meantime, they run afoul of a con man, get into a shaving contest, and tear open a good deal of family wounds.

  • The Mob Doctor

    The Mob Doctor (2012 - 2013)
    Television (Crime, Drama, Mystery and Thriller) Miscellaneous Crew A young thoracic surgeon becomes indebted to the South Chicago mafia and is forced to moonlight as a mob doctor, while also working full time at Chicago's most prominent hospital.

  • Facebook Friends

    Facebook Friends (2013)
    Video (Short and Comedy) Writer Add a Plot »

  • Packing for Burning Man

    Packing for Burning Man (2012)
    Video (Short and Comedy) Actor Add a Plot »

  • Drop Dead Diva

    Drop Dead Diva (2011)
    Television (Comedy and Drama) Miscellaneous Crew Deb, a shallow model's sudden demise results in her being reincarnated as Jane, a plus size lawyer with astonishing intelligence. As Deb sees life through Jane's eyes, she realizes it doesn't matter how big you are, just how you accept it and know you're beautiful no matter what people say.

  • Little New York

    Little New York (2009)
    Film (Comedy, Crime and Drama) Miscellaneous Crew In Staten Island, New York, Parmie Tarzo is a powerful mobster boss. The family man Sully Halverson is septic tank cleaner married with Mary Halverson and they are trying to have a baby. The deaf and dumb Jasper "Jas" Sabiano is the slicer of deli meat in a market and also works for Parmie Tarzo slicing the bodies of his victims. Jas likes Sully and expects to win the horse races. One day, Sully that is not a bright man decides to heist the house of Parmie Tarzo, expecting to artificially inseminate Mary with a better sperm than his in an expensive clinic. Meanwhile Jas wins the horse race and there is an attempt on Tarzo's life and he finds that his gangsters have planned it. The lives of the three residents are entwined with tragic consequences. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

  • The Borough: Guy's Night Out

    The Borough: Guy's Night Out (2009)
    Film (Short and Comedy) Actor Add a Plot »

  • Definitely, Maybe

    Definitely, Maybe (2008)
    Film (Comedy, Drama and Romance) Art department Romantic comedy: Will Hayes, a 30-something Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10 year old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage. Maya wants to know absolutely everything about how her parents met and fell in love. Will's story begins in 1992, as a young, starry-eyed aspiring politician who moves to New York from Wisconsin in order to work on the Clinton campaign. For Maya, Will relives his past as a idealistic young man learning the ins and outs of big city politics, and recounts the history of his romantic relationships with three very different women. On the campaign, Will's best buddy is Russell McCormack. They not only have similar political aspirations, they share the same type of girl problems, too. Will hopelessly attempts a "PG" version of his story for his daughter ad changes the names so Maya has to guess who he finally married. Is her mother Will's college sweetheart, the dependable girl next-door Emily? Is she his longtime ... Written by Orange

  • Two Lovers

    Two Lovers (2008)
    Film (Drama and Romance) Location management Leonard Kraditor is a burned-out case, living with his immigrant parents after his fiancée left him, helping out at their Brooklyn dry cleaners, taking photographs, at loose ends, suicidal. In quick succession, he meets two women: Sandra, the daughter of his parents' business associates, frank, direct, sensual, Jewish like Leonard; and, his neighbor Michelle, mercurial, rootless, fun, blond, unattainable. Michelle is in love with a married man and cries on Leonard's shoulder; Sandra wants to save him. Is Leonard willing to risk losing Sandra's fidelity for the moments Michelle's moods swing toward him? Can this end well? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

  • Berlin

    Berlin (2007)
    Film (Documentary and Music) Miscellaneous Crew Lou Reed's 2006 live concert performance of his 1973 concept album "Berlin", filmed over five nights at St. Ann's Warehouse in Brooklyn, New York.

  • Across the Universe

    Across the Universe (2007)
    Film (Drama, Fantasy, Musical and Romance) Miscellaneous Crew Across The Universe is a fictional love story set in the 1960s amid the turbulent years of anti-war protest, the struggle for free speech and civil rights, mind exploration and rock and roll. At once gritty, whimsical and highly theatrical, the story moves from high schools and universities in Massachusetts, Princeton and Ohio to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, the Detroit riots, Vietnam and the dockyards of Liverpool. A combination of live action and animation, the film is paired with many songs by The Beatles that defined the time. Written by Anonymous

  • The Knights of Prosperity

    The Knights of Prosperity (2007)
    Television (Comedy and Crime) Art department A group of blue-collar guys scheme to rob a celebrity in New York City

  • Sol

    Sol (2007)
    Video (Short and Sci-Fi) Producer Add a Plot »

  • Perfect Stranger

    Perfect Stranger (2007)
    Film (Crime, Mystery and Thriller) Costume and Wardrobe Department Rowena Price is a muckraking reporter for a New York paper. When her story about a closeted gay Senator who preaches family values is spiked, she quits and soon finds herself investigating the grisly murder of a childhood friend. Her friend had been dumped by ad exec Harrison Hill, so he's Rowena's prime suspect. Rowena gets a job at the ad agency as a temp, and she's soon the object of Hill's attentions. She's helped in her subterfuge by Miles Haley, a friend at the paper who has a secret thing for her. Everyone, it seems, has secrets, including Hill, who must keep his affairs from his wife - her money fuels his lifestyle. Murder will out? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

  • The Ex

    The Ex (2006)
    Film (Comedy and Romance) Art department In Manhattan, Sofia's an attorney and Tom's a cook who has a hard time holding a job. When their first child is born, they agree that she'll be a full-time mom and he'll get a promotion. When he gets fired, he takes a job in Ohio working at the ad agency where her father is assistant director. Tom's assigned to report to Chip, a competitive, hard-driving guy who's in a wheelchair and who's Sofia's ex-boyfriend - from high school. Chip still carries a torch for her, so he connives to make Tom's work life miserable. As Tom's frustrations mount, it may be that Sofia will take Chip's side. Is Tom doomed to fail yet again? Written by <jhailey@hotmail.com>

  • Rescue Me

    Rescue Me (2006)
    Television (Drama and Comedy) Art department Recently divorced fireman Tommy Gavin, is coping with the fear of his job and the unease he feels watching his ex-wife as she starts to date other men. To better keep tabs on his ex and stay close to their three kids, he moves across the street from them. Written by Ramble000

  • Take It to the Maxx

    Take It to the Maxx (2004)
    Film (Short and Comedy) Writer After Charlie trades his brother Eddie's bike for a bag of jelly beans, the two set out to reclaim what is theirs on an adventure battling snakes, a yorkie terrier and a paraplegic.

Awards

  • Hollywood Screenplay Contest - "Official Finalist"
    (2014)

  • 2nd Round Finalist - Disney ABC Creative Talent Development
    (2013)

  • Semi-Finalist - Disney ABC Creative Talent Development
    (2010)

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