I'm a writer-producer-actor with many years experience in the entertainment industry and a master's degree in non-proliferation & terrorism (no joke). My most recent work is a Quibi-length satirical cooking show, entitled THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY IN A BAKERY. Please take a look at our pilot episode: SHRUNKEN HEADS (linked below). I am also working on two period comedies, also "Quibi-length," one with a female lead and one with a male lead. I have also written romantic comedies and an epic feature about Afghanistan.
Unique traits: I'm an expert in the propaganda strategies and tactics of totalitarian ideological movements and a badass biker mama.
Things You Can't Say in a Bakery Comedy Things You Can't Say in a Bakery is a satirical cooking show in which all the recipes are named for ethnic slurs and other unmentionables from around the world. This unique Quibi-length comedy is hosted by the Ill-Mannered Empress, Millecentime Shirttail von Hemlength, the 7th great grand-daughter of Napoleon the 5th (on her mother's side) and bar sinister heir of the Hapsburg von Hemlength dynasty, in absentia.
Monterey Institute of International Studies
University of Texas
Chicago Shakespeare Reperatory Theatre
Second City Chicago