I'm a writer-producer-actor with many years experience in the entertainment industry and a master's degree in non-proliferation & terrorism (no joke). My most recent work is a Quibi-length satirical cooking show, entitled THINGS YOU CAN'T SAY IN A BAKERY. Please take a look at our pilot episode: SHRUNKEN HEADS (linked below). I am also working on two period comedies, also "Quibi-length," one with a female lead and one with a male lead. I have also written romantic comedies and an epic feature about Afghanistan.
Unique traits: I'm an expert in the propaganda strategies and tactics of totalitarian ideological movements and a badass biker mama.
Things You Can't Say in a Bakery Comedy Things You Can't Say in a Bakery is a satirical cooking show in which all the recipes are named for ethnic slurs and other unmentionables from around the world. This unique Quibi-length comedy is hosted by the Ill-Mannered Empress, Millecentime Shirttail von Hemlength, the 7th great grand-daughter of Napoleon the 5th (on her mother's side) and bar sinister heir of the Hapsburg von Hemlength dynasty, in absentia.
Monterey Institute of International Studies
(2015-2017)
University of Texas
Second City Chicago
Chicago Shakespeare Reperatory Theatre