Okay. I am going to start with an intro:
Hi, I'm Elaine. I'm short, fat, over 60 and the Thugs in my "Hood" tremble at the sound of my footsteps.
Now, for some fun:
A Monk, a Clone and a Fergegi walked into a bar...
What happens next is up to whoever responds to this post.
Note: DON'T post the previous line. Just add to the fun and let's see whare it goes.
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The bartender says, "Is this a joke?"
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Welcome Elaine! Nice to meet you. Glad you're here.
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The Ferengi sneers at the bartender and answers "This is business."
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"So, it's an ear rub you're looking for," the bartender replies. "Do I look like a Dabo girl?"
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Welcome to the community Elaine!
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Intrigued, the Monk asks the bartender, "What is a Dabo girl?"
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"No one you'd ever have any use for... Monk."
(notices Clone)
"Hey! We don't serve their kind here."
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Hang on. What's a Fergegi?!
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"Don't judge me! My Dad's a Ferengi and my Mom sang lead for the Black Eyed Peas! We won't even go into how many bars of gold-pressed latinum I've shelled out to Charles Xavier for my therapy. He hasn't solved a damn thing, but I can bend sound in such a way that people want to give me their money. Needless to say I'm Dad's favorite!"
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The Bartender replies, "Who cares? Go see a dentist. Soon!"
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@Zannah Cardash A Ferengi is one of the races from Star Trek, The Next Generation.
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{{{{{{{{{{HUG}}}}}}}}} Thanks guys for making this FUN!
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And regular characters on ST: DS9.
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You're welcome, Elaine Haygood.
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Mr. Monk quickly deduces that the clone is not a real Ferengi, and begins a hunt for the original, leading to a dark psychotic episode for Adrian Monk.
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The Bartender growls, "He's a Monk. M-O-N-K. Like a Monk that mediates. Not Adrian Monk! And there's three who walked in: a Monk, a Ferengi AND a Clone. Whatcha been smokin'? Denebian Skunk Weed?"
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Fergegi, said fergegi the wwhole thing lol. Hey, I took a crack at it no lol
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It really is a nice way to start a conversation, well done.
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The bartender, monk, Fergegi, and clone laugh -- an explosion outside shakes the bar. They look around, rattled and confused.
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"Damn," says the bartender, "Must be another Death Star."
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I like your intro :)
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Darth Vader marches into the bar with an army of Stormtroopers and Klingons.
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The Klingon sneers. "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam." ("Today is a good day to die.")
"Very well," Vader wheezes between labored mechanical breaths. He uses The Force to crush the Klingon's throat. The bone-headed Klingon crumbles to the floor.
Vader activates his light saber. Stormtroopers bring weapons to bear.
The Bartender fingers a shotgun hidden under the bar.
The Ferengi draws a hand phaser.
The Monk whips out prayer beads, swings them.
The Clone dives under a table.
The tense silence breaks when a car plows through the door. The Terminator picks their way through the rubble. "Told you I'd be bock."
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You guys SO ROCK! Thanks for continuing this!
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That's wild, E Langley! :D
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Thanks Maurice Vaughan
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You're welcome, E Langley. This was fun, Elaine Haygood!
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Maurice Vaughan Thank you. I'm thinking of doing this for every IYW-Well, for the foreseeable future.
I hope it will help the Newbies feel more comfortable and let the Old Timers do something other than say the same thing.
Not to mention. It's just a LOT of fun seeing what people come up with.
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From one Elaine to another - thanks.
I too don't get why more writers - noobs to experienced - don't play along.
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You're welcome, Elaine Haygood. I'm looking forward to playing this game again. I think it'll help new members feel more comfortable [with commenting and making posts] and give older members something new to do.