Anything Goes : Just a Suggestion by Ray Anthony Martinez

...unless of course it's germane to the topic at hand. Mind you, most of the time it isn't, nor can it be hammered to fit.

Then it can go in: Anything Goes

Well no, not exactly. Not everything is germane to everything else so, if we're talking about a new play about philosophy, it would not be right for me to start spouting about this new soap I've started selling, even if I could just about squeeze it in because the manufacturers of said soap have signed a new sponsorship deal with me for my play about philosophy. That connection would be a little too tenuous...

Ray you can respond to this by just posting your profile picture :p

and Andrew you're awesome!

@Loralie - stop being so easily pleased and get the whip out...

on you and Ray???!!! That's sooooooooo naughty Andrew!

AMEN, Ray!!!

@Loralie - that's mild for me, sweetbuns...

well yes Andrew I'm sure it is, you give out plenty of impressions that you know your way around naughty :)

and did you just call me "sweet buns" That's it Ray hold him down I'm gonna get out the whip! NOBODY CALLS ME SWEET BUNS!!! :p

stupid page! :p it posted that three times, we'll have to live with it, it won't delete them...

I'm sure they don't, sweetbuns. But then they ain't me :p

you're incredulous :p

And I'm somebody. I would have written "I ain't nobody", but apparently it's American for "I am nobody" which clearly I'm not. And I've just been told that in America, buns are what you sit on, rather than eat for elevenseses. So I'm just going to have to lick them rather than bite them expecting currants.

actually, daaahling, I think you'll find it's you who is incredulous. I'm merely incredible, fantastic etc - which works equally well for you as well, of course...

@Loralie - triplicate seemed appropriate