Hans Kracauer

"MY CLONE" Budget: $5M - $10M | Comedy (Slightly extended log line) You’re a brilliant geneticist. One day, while trying to clone a duck, you accidentally clone yourself. Your clone is astonishingly persuasive. He talks you into letting him take over your marriage and career --- while you run off and secretly party around the world. Would anyone be the wiser? You agree in the name of science. But what happens when you return? How --- for instance --- do you keep your wife from discovering that for a year she’s been sleeping with one of your experiments? And what’s worse --- an experiment that got her pregnant!

"THE MUSCLES MOGUL" Budget: $1M - $5M | Comedy LOG LINE (Slightly Expanded Version)  Your father is America’s physical  fitness king.  You?  You’re an overweight, out-of-shape 28 year old schlub.   Shame on you!  But one day your father clutches his awesomely sculpted chest and drops dead. Suddenly his fitness empire is in your hands. How do you handle the multiplying aftershocks?  Starting with the executive board hiding your father’s body in a giant refrigerator stocked with health foods. ( In dying of a heart attack --- the board insists --  your father was thoughtlessly violating his own brand image. Nobody must find out he’s dead.  It would destroy the company.)   The second aftershock?   It starts when a corporate raider tries to steal your company from right under your nose.  And you fall madly and inconveniently in love with his dazzlingly beautiful daughter.    Suck in your stomach!  You’re in for the toughest workout of your lazy, good-for-nothing life!